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Brittney has been thinking about breaking up with Brad - from the Hamptons - for a while, but today was the last straw. Today, she asked Brad to pick up the NOUN, but he forgot the NOUN. Who eats noun without noun!!!
Having taken all she can stand Brittney resolves to breakup with Brad the best, most efficient, and humane way she knows how: via text.
Brad it’s not me, it’s you. 
Brittney
NO! I feel ADJECTIVE. Who will walk my NOUN and clean my NOUN?
Brad
Go VERB someone who gives a NOUN.
Brittney
But I VERB you!
Brad
Move on Brad! It’s Over! 
Brittney
Later that evening Britney went on "Girl’s Night Out" to celebrate. And Brad with his NOUN between his NOUN returned to the Hamptons to VERB in his NOUN.
And they lived happily ever after (well at least Brittney did).
The End. 
